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043 – Oops, All Bits and Breaks!

  • December 19, 2022

A gift from us to you – a collection of bits, breaks, flubs, with extra helpings of Chris yelling. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! @thisawfulpod @chriscaesar @actuallynotmike thisawfulpodcast@gmail.com Voicemail: 1-833-SOY-BOYS SMS: 781-62-AWFUL (781-622-9385) Subscribe to…

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Short: Christopher Columbus Was a Whiny Bitch

  • October 11, 2021

A short one from 2019, where we read a brilliantly-written opinion piece about the merits of Christopher Columbus, from one of our city’s esteemed newspapers, the Boston Herald. Afterwards, enjoy a voicemail from our good…

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041 – Heard That One Before

  • August 5, 2021

Now that Chris and Mike are out of jail (big misunderstanding) (you should see the other guys) (they’re dead) (just kidding!) (unless?), we’re coming downtown to pod town for a whole new season of the…

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040 – pretty bad, brother

  • February 2, 2021

Two unreleased clips here – one where Chris recalls his brush with Scientology, and one where we listen to some Flat Earth psycho’s crazy song. We finish up with a classic clip….. the one where…

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039 – Dunkin’ on Duncan: The Director’s Cut

  • December 5, 2020

Hey there everyone – We are very pleased to introduce the extended cut of a favorite of ours! In 2018 we interviewed a Qanon honk named Duncan. Our phonecall with him ran pretty absurdly long…

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038 – OK, Clip Show

  • November 22, 2020

Hi. Wow, this 2020 thing has been a real hoot, right gang? Enjoy this throwback to Thanksgiving 2019 when whiny boomer a very respectable and tough combat veteran named Drew Bennett wrote into the Baltimore…

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037 – The Wretched Inspector

  • March 2, 2020

**Whoops! We lost this episode in between the seats. If some topics are dated, well, you’re dated, how about that!!??! Hello friends. Be wretched with us as we discuss: Metaphysics with a real-life Opus Dei…

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036 – Any Anons Interested In Meeting Up For Some Caroling?

  • December 25, 2019

Do you know John Lennon’s classic tune, “So This Is Christmas?” He was singing it about our podcast, baby,  Chris gets a concussion (no funeral please)  We interview posting God @muellerdad69 (now @TonyBeast1957) about his…

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035 – More Like Scrooge McFuck, imo

  • December 19, 2019

…you kids wanna see a dead body? Well here’s the next best thing! * The View is shit and the world is a fuck, no surprises there* Michael Bloomberg: Not a billionaire….but a billion-CARE* Your…

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034 – First Stanford, Now Meatballs

  • December 6, 2019

Ehhhhhh, atsamattafayou, huh?? In this episode we talk about: Thanksgiving and our families (big and small) SPOILER ALERT! MIKE IS ITALIAN!!!!!!!! LOL Obama reportedly telling close advisors privately that if Bernie Sanders had a strong…

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033 – Vee-agra

  • November 25, 2019

Hey gang! Let’s get freaking PISSED OFF! That’s right, it’s your favorite wise guys, back with another podcast where we mete out our personal vendettas on-air. This week we go after the big ones: Jim…

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032 – Straight Outta Leftovers

  • November 2, 2019

SPECIAL ELECTION EPISODE: They said we couldn’t do it. They said “Chris won’t get out of bed.” “Mike won’t want to smell Chris’s apartment” “Chris will get defensive about his smells.” Well guess the shit…

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031 – Christopher Columbus Was a Whiny Bitch and We’re Glad He’s Dead

  • October 15, 2019

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day! That’s right folks, fuck Christopher Columbus and his dumb ugly ass. But, did you know… Christopher Columbus rode boats and drank wine with worms in it? That’s right pal: we read…

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030 – The Angryboi Power Hour

  • September 27, 2019

WARNING: We are very cranky in this episode. Why? We listen to interdimensional galaxy brain Bill Maher talk to Bari Weiss about the rise of anti-Semitism and let’s just say they have some scorching hot…

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029 – The Deplatforming of Michael

  • August 27, 2019

Hello pod mommies and daddies. Do you know where your pod children are? Hopefully listening to this ep because it is a DOOOZY folks. Among the things covered: Michael was a very, very bad boy…

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028 – The Family’s Bravest Warrior

  • August 8, 2019
Meghan McCain is maaaad

Hello, little pod children. In this ep we talk about: Yacht Rock; the thing with Jeff aka Jeffy-boy on Chris’s FB; the NYC blackout; Mike’s 101-degree fever; finally, Meghan McCain and the View discuss politics…

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027 – This Podcast of Yours…

  • July 19, 2019

We’re back and still disappointing our parents. We discuss our week-long absence and what we’ve been up to for the last 7 days. Then we revisit an an old/new friend: the esteemed YouTube sensation “Mr….

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026 – Man-Cenk-ian Candidate

  • April 15, 2019

Hello pod family. We have some very disturbing news for you delivered in a video by an extremely cool guy filmed in a weird hotel room which details the SHOCKING TRUTH behind AOC’s campaign and…

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025 – Uncle Joe Knows Best

  • March 26, 2019

Helloooooooo podcast babies, it’s your podcast daddies back AGAIN. That’s right, you have two podcast daddies now, DO NOT cry and whine and ask “where are my real parents Mike and Chris boo hoo hoo…

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024 – The Milk Racket

  • February 26, 2019

Did you think we just forgot to do another pod? Do you think this is a fucking game to us????? We’re back and today we have a VERY VERY special interview with a very special…

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023 – I’m Not Poopy

  • February 2, 2019

You didn’t think we’d do it, but folks…… we did. We’re back just like Q predicted. We recap our depressing holidays (yes it’s been that long); Boston Herald columnist thinks teenagers who go to bars…

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022 – A Storm Is Coming (Out Of My Ass)

  • December 13, 2018

Do you TRUST This Awful Podcast ??Do you ENJOY our humo[U]r ??Special guest received [@]DUNCAN DUNCAN is FIGHTING for QDUNCAN is FIGHTING for TRUMPDUNCAN is FIGHTING for JUSTICE Safeguards are in place to ensure GREAT…

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021 – Double Beau Seven

  • December 1, 2018
  • Tagged as: beau, embr, scams

Chris and Mike are back again and wouldn’t you know it, so is our wide-stanced large beautiful son. Chris found out that Beau has an IMDB credit for a student film he did at Northwestern,…

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020 – Bringing the Oven to You

  • November 22, 2018

We’re back and for real this time. Chris and Mike talk about some chud who yells into the void about how wealth inequality is actually good; Zume Pizza tries to convince us all that it’s…

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019 – Hot Dogs and Samosas

  • October 28, 2018

Chris and Mike inexplicably get the opportunity to speak with Shiva Ayyadurai, the Independent candidate for the Massachusetts Senate, (in)famous for his campaign signs depicting Liz Warren with a Native American headdress; he also claims…

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018 – Fuckin’ Tunnels, Bro

  • October 19, 2018

Heyyyyyy we’re back and we’re talkin’ about stuff!  “Stuff” includes: Chris gets upsetting news from his super; The killing of one of Chris’s heroes; Laughing at tributes to Elon Musk – THE THINKER!; Our large…

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017 – The One Where Mike Gets Mad

  • October 3, 2018

We’re back and just as podcast-y as ever. In this one we talk about some stuff, there are a few musical interludes, then we talk about more stuff and then we’re done! Here’s what we…

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016 – No Seriously, This One Is Awesome

  • September 13, 2018

**yelling so the whole restaurant can hear** LOOK THIS EPISODE ROCKED, OKAY!!!!! Chris (@chriscaesar) and Mike (@thisisnotmikeg) watch Beau Davidson be a very, very smart man on The Daily Blast LIVE! as they discuss Nike and…

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015 – Caesar-SPAN

  • September 4, 2018

This one is a long one, sorry; Chris and Mike talk about the passing of John McCain and try to figure out why he’s loved by so many on the left, somehow. Then, we watch…

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014 – Jeff Jacoby Eat My Ass

  • August 20, 2018

Mike and Chris having a normal one on the pod today. They talk about: a dearly departed relative; Chris hates Jeff Jacoby; Mike and Chris have gas (station) problems; a sitting Senator discusses on CNN…

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013 – Alex Jones Can’t Work a Keurig

  • August 11, 2018
Alex Jones (infowars) can't work a keurig

Chris and Mike are back! We talk to Jared Holt from Right Wing Watch about the “de-platforming” of Infowars and other lunatics. Also, an exclusive tape from inside the Infowars kitchenette. https://twitter.com/jaredlholt https://twitter.com/rightwingwatch https://twitter.com/shtpostpodcast Follow us…

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012 – STREET Fighter

  • July 27, 2018

Chris and Mike were live, talking to Niyaz Pirani, a dear friend from Chris’s wild California days; Niyaz runs Knife and Spork PR, a PR firm for the awesome restaurants in Southern California. Niyaz also…

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011 – …And Then They Get All Upscale

  • July 21, 2018
beau davidson

Chris and Mike discuss our new Lord and Savior @TheBeauDavidson (co-host of the Daily Blast Live) who has graced us with Super Primo Content© which includes: his co-hosts realizing they’re dealing with an infant; dropping…

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010 – Beau Baby, Beau

  • July 14, 2018

Mike and Chris listen to a phone call Chris had with Z-lister Beau Davidson, best known for playing a potted plant on Gilmore Girls, and making Donald Trump and Ben Carson actually feel what it’s…

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Minisode 001 – Oops, We Goofed

  • July 8, 2018

For this mini-sode, we present you with outtakes from a bit we tried (and failed) to do for Episode 09 involving Jared Kushner and some prank calls to Air Force One. We should be back…

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009 – Back Alley Interview

  • July 5, 2018

Mike and Chris talk to Miles Klee who humored us by leaving his swanky MEL Magazine shindig to talk to us. We were nicer to him than these people were for sure. We talked about his…

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008 – ICE on the Rocks

  • June 30, 2018

Mike and Chris talk to Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) about ICE and their 5-star dog resort accommodations. Then, for some reason, Mike tells us about a messy incident he found himself in on the train 9…

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007 – Infertile Boy Sports

  • June 22, 2018

Mike and Chris discuss Chris’s brief mention in Aidan Kearney’s Turtleboy Sports article; Chris refutes a certain claim in said article by phoning a very special someone. Also discussed: Kirstjen Nielsen being bothered in a…

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006 – The One Where We Get Owned

  • June 15, 2018

Chris tries to get his old Twitter nemesis TotalReason to call in. Here’s how it went.

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005 – Lily White Zilch

  • June 7, 2018

Chris called in to the Alex Jones show back in 2007. We listen and laugh at him.

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004 – More Like Dinesh D’LOOOZA….. folks….

  • May 31, 2018

Mike and Chris talk about Dinesh D’Souza being pardoned by good ol’ oatmeal brain himself. Then they play an interview he did with Dana Loesch where he talks about being prepared for prison rape. Also:…

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003 – Mazel Tov, Rob Rousseau

  • May 24, 2018

Mike and Chris talk to Rob Rousseau who is notable for rustling the jimmies of Brian Kilmeade and some former Long Island law enforcement official with this little gem. Then we get a deep thought…

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002 – Go Back to Where You Ubered From

  • May 17, 2018

Mike and Chris talk about stuff: The crazy racist lawyer who tried to muscle some white dude from Massachusetts off the sidewalk in NYC; Chris almost got into a fight with a crazy person in…

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001 – The Second First

  • May 10, 2018

Our second first episode ever. Chris and Mike talk about how Richard Spencer and Milo are both broke as hell, and then we get a call from a special robot friend.

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